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Of course its wrong. It should say "Survivors will be shot again."

I'm with Vidar.

Just put no solicitors signs up. That applies to mormons.

That's cool. You can do what you like with those guys. They don't count.

A keep out sign maybe?

an electrified fence is fine too

I'd just put up a no soliciting sign and leave it at that. It also might be worth just telling them outright that you're Buddhist and have no interest in converting.

or shooting them in the kneecap as they approach.

Hello, I'm in the mood for bad jokes tonight.

Hehehe, I've got it. "No soliciting. Religious harassing counts as soliciting as well."

Another sign idea: "Religious proselytizing at this place has yielded exactly 0 conversions. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours."

And yet, I get Mormon-bombed because some Jehovah's Witness comes rapping on my door every week.

You get Mormon-bombed by Jehovah's Witnesses?

LOL Mike... I thought the same thing.

There's a difference between The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon's) and Jehovah's Witness.

I have a no solicitors sign on my door that reads:

"No solicitors...including religious solicitors.
If I don't know you, I will not open my door.
Period...the end."

There's a difference between The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon's) and Jehovah's Witness

but if you know what it is you're already in the wilderness . . .